1.- How do you want to go out?I always wanted to die while I sleep, ya know, no pain, no suffer, just eternal sleep, but what's the point in this? The true death is made with blood and honor, and if I had to choose, I really would want to die in a sword battle with an amazing soundtrack in the background, deciding some real shit. Damn, that would be epic, epic death with rolling heads!
2.- If you could take one person with you, who would you take?I have to? Really? Okaaaay. Well, I don't know how it's gonna be there, so if I take someone I don't like and the place is good I'm gonna regret it, and if I take someone who I like and it's a hell of a place I'm gonna regret it too. Better go alone, explore the place and don't answer to or worry about anybody. (Hey, keep it a secret, but I actually would pick someone, but I will not give names -- no names ok? -- or else she'll kill me prematurely and these surely will be my last words.)
3.- What do you think is on the other side?Valhalla! The paradise, never-ending friendly fights with monsters, free beer, beautiful women, good music, free art, competitions with no winners and no losers, no currency, no consumerism, just partying with creatures in the woods under the moonlight and enjoying the true death! Oh sweet dreams...
4.- If you could choose, what would your last meal be?That's a difficult question! I ever asked myself how is the taste of the human flesh. Fried, undercooked, with some french fries and onion rings, a bit of japaleños, maybe with a shot of whiskey. But the human race turned so dirty, I'm probably gonna feel sick in the turbulent crossing, or in the worst case, I'll be stuck in this world forever!!! Better leave it for the zombies. Then I'll take some bacon pancakes and a chocolate stout beer, with a cigarette to complete the digestion. Finesse!
5.- What's the last thing you want to do / or who is the last person you want to see?I want to befriend a polar bear, a wolf and an owl and then travel together to the remote parts of the world to see beautiful and untouched things. The last adventure! Hm, I'm sure I already saw something similar that had ferrets somewhere...
6.- (If there was one) What would your tombstone say?"As a request of the deceased, his body was burned to the ground and the ashes thrown overboard. So here lies no one. Get lost!"
7.- If you could come back after death as anything, what would you be?GOJIRA fo sho! Let's headbang in the face of the megalopolis!
8.- What's the last thing you would sketch?I really don't know, it's a hard thing to think about because I never make plans for what I will sketch. Possibly an interpretation of my last hours, how I'm feeling, what I'm seeing or what I'm expecting. At the end it probably would be a kind of monster, hard to read but with a lot of subtle meaning and warnings. BEWARE!
9.- What's the last worst idea you would have?Going downhill on a vertical road in a ridge with a bowl skate and a beer in hand? Probably was my last worst idea, at least the worst of them all. It cost me my smell sense... Girls, I miss your smells, but I'm a good liar and I will keep saying that you are smelling good!
10.- What's the last artwork or related accomplishment you would think of?As a final accomplishment I would say that I want to make a huge exhibition along with the sickest artists that I admire. So at the same time that I beat a goal of doing something beautiful to leave behind, I take the chance to meet the masters and have a face-to-face talk with 'em. Kinda of a hello/goodbye meeting with art, nonsense talk and booze!
11.- What's the last thing you would get drunk on, literally or metaphorically?Silent place, wildlife, night sky with a full moon and surrounded by the greener grass in the world. Oh, and don't forget the beer!
12.- What's the last thing you REALLY wanted but didn't get?Move to Canada and live in a cabin in the woods surrounded by wild animals and make a life with my personal art. I'm not much for crowded places or bunches of people. At the same time I like complex things, I like some simple too. So a home studio in the middle of nowhere with a connection to the outside world should be my goal in life. And if I depart before reaching it, well, it was worth the try.
13.- Last Words?I want to thank La Muerta for the invitation to answer these awesome questions, I hope you enjoy reading my answers as I have enjoyed answering them. Lots of fun! br> br> Also I want to thank everyone who supports and motivates me, answers my silly emails, comments on my stuff, offers directions, does constructive critiques and searches for my work. Luv you humans! Dreams are meant to be pursued, if you give up in every failure it will never come true. If you listen to every bad word it will never come true. And if you decide to settle after reaching the first dream, it would be worthless and was not a dream at all. Work hard and keep dreaming, dream after dream. With love and respect. I'm going now… it's fading... Wait wait wait, hold a minute lady death, just a last warning. Yo, take good care of my kittens, I'm watching you and I'll be back!