This standup bass is fine crafted from the rotting parts of your old casket. Illegal to scavenge those but... the sound will make souls shake and bake compadre. It's kind of cheating but who cares when you will be called "El Bendy Fingers of Love" eh carnal? Making the catrinas go "ooohhh, ahhhh" when you get your groove on that sexy instrument of yours. Nah, it's not free, you are dead after all. It's a fair price to pay ese. Enjoy.