Gather round and get yer vittles at the Two Lumps' Pie Car! La Muerta's carnie chef is an irascible, allergic, coffee-slinging line chef who regularly refuses to serve hot beverages to any carnies so foolish as to request sugar substitutes for their morning joe. He keeps the carnies fat and fed on this road show, plying the team with some of the greasiest grub we've ever tasted. And yes, that IS armpit hair in your soup... We recommend you let it slide. This is not a carnie you want on your bad side!